Nocturne
An 8-week circadian reset for founders who wake at 3am and call it personality.
In 8 weeks, sleep through the 3am window — 7 hours, most nights — without melatonin, a new gadget, or quitting the work you love.
Mechanism
Cortisol Window Protocol. We don't coach bedtime. We reset the 90-minute dump that wakes you.
Risk reversal
Sleep-through guarantee: if you run the protocol and still wake in that window 4+ nights in week 8, you get the fee back and keep the kit. We wear the risk. You wear the pajamas.
Bonuses
The 3:07 Field Notes $300
The exact language and drills for the night it happens anyway, so one bad night doesn't become a week.
Travel Cortex $450
Jet-lag and hotel-room version of the protocol. The objection 'I travel' dies here.
Partner Brief (12 minutes) $200
A short film they can send so they don't have to explain the 3am. Removes the silent shame objection.
90-day desk after close $600
The relapse window. We stay in the pocket after the 8 weeks so the identity 'I'm a bad sleeper' can't crawl back.
Value stack
| 8-week Cortisol Window Protocol | $2,400 |
| Hardware kit (light, temp, timed supplements) | $380 |
| Weekly live clinic | $800 |
| The 3:07 Field Notes | $300 |
| Travel Cortex | $450 |
| Partner Brief | $200 |
| 90-day desk | $600 |
| Stacked value | $5,130 |
| Price | $2,400 |
Scarcity
12 operators per cohort. One clinic. If 100 people raise a hand tomorrow, 12 get in. The rest wait 8 weeks.
Guarantee
Sleep-through guarantee on week 8. Follow the protocol. If the 3am window still owns you 4+ nights, full refund, keep the kit.
Founder test
Yes. Refunding a $2,400 high-touch seat plus a shipped kit will keep the founder up. That's the point.
